Robert Kowal

Let us pro­claim our Faith…

We believe in one God

The Huk­ster almighty

cre­ator of bait & switch

and in Michael Jor­dan, his spoke­man son

who was con­ceived of the NBA, born of Wei­den & Kennedy

bat­ted, retired and was buried.

He descended into com­mer­cial obscurity

On the third day he rose again and ascended to the finals

He is seated at the right hand of the Father and from there he shall hawk to the quick and the dead.

We believe in the holy spirit

the holy clear­ance sale

the com­mu­nion of shoppers

the for­give­ness of debt

the resurec­tion of credit

and spon­sored life everlasting.

In the name of FuBu, the Swoosh and the Holy Gap

Amen