The consumer’s creed
Let us proclaim our Faith…
We believe in one God
The Hukster almighty
creator of bait & switch
and in Michael Jordan, his spokesman son
who was conceived of the NBA, born of Weiden & Kennedy
batted, retired and was buried.
He descended into commercial obscurity
On the third day he rose again and ascended to the finals
He is seated at the right hand of the Father and from there shall hawk to the quick and the dead.
We believe in the holy spirit
the holy clearance sale
the communion of shoppers
the forgiveness of debt
the resurection of credit
and sponsored life everlasting.
In the name of FuBu, the Swoosh and the Holy Gap
Amen